Privacy
What we collect, and what we refuse to.
A site about money that asked for your banking would be an obvious joke. This one asks for nothing it does not need, and this page lists every tool that runs here.
Last updated 18 September 2026
What we never ask for
- No bank connection, no brokerage login, no account aggregation.
- No account numbers, no card details held by us, no statements, no screenshots.
- No credential of any kind, for any reason, ever.
That is permanent, and it is the difference between a satire site about money and something that would need a regulator.
What a listing publishes
Everything on a listing was typed by the person in it: a name, which may be a pseudonym, what they do, what they say they own, and why they say they are rich. That is published, because publishing it is the entire product.
Location is country and region only. No city, no address, and never anything a device reported. The pin on the globe is a centroid from a public gazetteer, which is why the field is two dropdowns rather than a box you type into.
An email address is kept so a receipt and an edit link can be sent. It is never shown on the site, never sold, and never used for anything else.
Analytics, named
Two tools, both measuring whether the site works rather than who you are. Neither receives a name, an email, a location finer than the country, or any declared figure.
| Tool | What it is for | What it stores |
|---|---|---|
| Mixpanel | Which steps of the site people finish and where they give up | A random id kept in your browser, the pages you opened, and how you arrived. Held on Mixpanel's European servers. |
| Google Analytics 4 | Which searches and links bring people here | Google's own cookies and identifiers, as their policy describes. |
| Cloudflare | Serving the site and keeping it up | Standard request logs, and the country your connection reports, which is what shows you a price in your own currency. |
Analytics is on by default. Global Privacy Control is obeyed automatically, so a browser that sends it is never measured here and never has to ask.
Payment
Payments are handled by a payment provider acting as merchant of record. Card details are entered on their systems and are never seen by, or stored on, this site. We keep the fact of a payment, its amount and its currency, because that is what a receipt and a refund are made of.
Removing yourself
A listing can be edited or taken down through the edit link emailed with the receipt. Removal takes the entry off the list and out of the index. We do not hold anybody's page hostage, and a removal inside the refund window is refunded in full like any other.
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